Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Alright listen up, nimrod. So basically, the joke is making fun of the wacko rules kids make up when they're playing cricket. Like, whoever owns the bat gets to bat, and if your mom calls you in, you don't lose your turn. And the best part? If you don't like what the umpire says, you can just ask some random adult for their opinion instead. Classic case of kids making up the rules as they go, since they have no clue what they're doing. Sad!
