JohnJohn

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.