JohnJohn

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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.