Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
American Versus Italian Pizza Preparation Style
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You probably eat your tendies with a fork. The joke plays on how Americans simply say they "will cook the pizza", but Italians add a bit of flair and butcher the English language by saying, "I cooka de pizza!" It's a stereotype, get it?