Page jokes

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.