Orphan

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Depression

Anonymous

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: “I’m not sure if you’re telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options.”

Orphan

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Orphan

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Door

Younger

I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered…

All I got was “error 404 page not found”

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Death

Sad and lonely

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

Orphan

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’

Orphan

Anonymous

i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.

Orphan

Anonymous

why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen

Orphan

Cancer

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately it doesn’t have a home page.

Orphan

EpicCoolMojo_yt

I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’

Feather

Anonymous

This page could use more “butt quack” jokes.

Offensive

Black10

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur’an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD

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Orphan

Lol

I made a website about orphans

But I can’t make a home page

Bee

Alicia Yu

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid… Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Orphan

tj

why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.

Puns

Ur dad lesbian

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It’s a long story

Newness

Reece

anyone got any new joke i ran through all the pages already

Math

living maths

why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages