Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Alright listen up, genius. The husband called his wife fat, and she threatened to leave him. To stop her, he said, "Think of the kid!" But the punchline is that he only said that because he just remembered she might be pregnant. You are as dumb as a bag of hair if you didn't get that.