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My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
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A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
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like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
ssundee: If this video gets to 100k likes ill post part 2 SSUNDEE WIFE: SHUT THE #### UP
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
