What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
Like if you are in high school and miss school