What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
knight HAHAHAHA
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ugh ugh ugh
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
