What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
knight HAHAHAHA
Like if you are in high school and miss school
