Hickory Dickory Slap

The joke plays on the nursery rhyme 'Hickory Dickory Dock', substituting the last line with a reference to slapping Chris Rock. It implies the speaker's wife is unfaithful, and in a fit of rage, the speaker slaps Chris Rock. The humor comes from the unexpected and violent twist.

• Chris Rock
• Wife
• Marriage
• Comedy
• Relationship
• Cock

• A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
• You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
• What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
• Why'd my grandpa fall over? 'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!