My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You probably think "improvised" means something cool, like making a sandwich without a recipe. But no, this guy's wife was a real jerk, cheating with his own brother, so he decides to get back at her by sleeping with his brother's wife, hoping to have a child. It's not 'improvising'; it is 'planning' and it is messed up.