Coma Comeback

The humor comes from the dark irony of the situation. The wife was expecting the husband to die while in a coma and was already in mourning. Now he's awake, and her reaction is not one of joy, but of annoyance. She is bothered that she can't 'depend' on him to die.

• Coma
• Man
• Dark Humor
• Wife
• Marriage
• Death

• Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: What? Am I dying? Doctor: No, your wife is.
• Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
• So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on. Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down." And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"
• Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.