A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?

What Do you Call a homosexual in a Coma?

A Fruit & a Vegetable

What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?

A Salad

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