White jokes
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.