Black White and Red

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the setup asks what's black, white, and red all over, right? You'd think of a zebra blushing, but nah! It's Michael Jackson after that Pepsi commercial where his hair caught on fire. Bet you didn't know that Pepsi commercial in 1984 singed his scalp. Did you also know that you are so dumb that you are probably incapable of performing basic tasks like using a microwave oven? You are dumber than a box of rocks, but you are loved.