Clean Jokes

I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.


hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep


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