Clean Jokes

why is there no woman on the moon?

because it doesnt need to be cleaned

I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard

3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.

My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.

What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton

The Grim Sweeper

dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.

How do rappers keep themselves clean?

They drop SOAP BARS

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he

"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."