Cow

None of your business.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!

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Cow

Daniel King

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

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Coffin

Anonymous

When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground

Coffin

Anonymous

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas…

Japanese

Anonymous

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it’s done.

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Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!

Cow

coolikeva

a cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake

Chocolate

None of your business.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

Fat

Anonymous

Have u ever felt a earthquake? It’s not nature it’s Brandan Bressler

Brother

Yeetus

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, “It doesn’t matter, your my favorite anyway!”