What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
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There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
Have u ever felt a earthquake? It’s not nature it’s Brandan Bressler
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A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
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a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Zion is so big, when he walks its a earhquake
