What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Zion is so big, when he walks its a earhquake
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
why did the ground crack because of your mum
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine? An earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Have u ever felt a earthquake? It’s not nature it’s Brandan Bressler
