Earthquake jokes

When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.