A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him
