The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
If a white cop had a black dick would he beat it to death
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
“White people cant jump”....
“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What's black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!