Blue

Anonymous

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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Kidnapping

Anonymous

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Native

Anonymous

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

Kitchen

Nathan Claunch

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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Darkness

Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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Riddles

Autobot Blaster

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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Michael Jackson

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Cow

J0K35

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

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Coach

Ice_wallo_come

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach

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Prison

Death_Graveyard

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.

The white guy actually did it.

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King

Anonymous

If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?

Alive

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Roof

Anonymous

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Kid

Anonymous

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

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Baby

Anonymous

A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says 'Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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Pull

Anonymous

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm

Direction

Adam navarro

What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’

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Darkness

Sneakyjew

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

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Twin Towers

Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

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Rich

Anonymous

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

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