Head

Nathan Claunch

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Blue

Anonymous

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Snow

Anonymous

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

Nun

Autobot Blaster

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

Darkness

Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

Man

Ice_wallo_come

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach

Baby

Anonymous

A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says 'Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

People

Anonymous

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

Michael Jackson

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Funeral

Johnny

What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.

King

Anonymous

If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?

Alive

Blue

miss killer

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Girl

Sneakyjew

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

Puns

Anonymous

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

Snow

ur nan

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

Depression

Cut

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

Trump

Anonymous

Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

Kid

Anonymous

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

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