White jokes
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.