The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach

If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?

Alive

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for my people” and pushes the white guy off.

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says 'Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.