Limestone Washing Machine

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So this farmer is watching a woman do laundry and she falls and dies. Instead of being like, "Oh no, a human died!" this guy is all "Dang, another washing machine bites the dust!" See, he thinks she's a machine. It's funny because he values a washing machine over a human life, which is dark, but you probably didn't even notice, you dolt.

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