White jokes
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."