White jokes
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...