White Jokes

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.