Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
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The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who used the church's baptism bath to clean his, uh, "anal plug." Now, the "holy water" is all dirty with butt stuff, and he's telling the priest not to mind the "white stuff." Get it? It's nasty and disrespectful, just like you.
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Sounds like a good use for the holy water 💦