Columbus' Voyage

Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is about Christopher Columbus, who you might remember from history class (if you ever showed up). The punchline is a naughty rhyme that uses the colors of the American flag – red, white, and blue – to describe what happened after Columbus tickled his… well, you know. It's supposed to be funny because it's unexpected and a bit vulgar. You probably chuckled because you're secretly immature, just like everyone else who finds this funny. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.