White jokes
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.