White jokes
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.