I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
