White jokes
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.