White jokes
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL