White jokes
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."