So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
