"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Dan White's Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This here's a play on words. See, "Dan White" sounds like "Dan's dad". So the dude ain't askin' where his son is; he's tellin' ya who he is, ya chucklehead. You probably think a quarterback is just a dude havin' a crisis, don't ya?
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