My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
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Alright listen up, nimrod. This ain't rocket science. The 'parent' is messin' with their kid, makin' them drink from the toilet and callin' it 'refreshing.' It's messed up, see? You probably think the toilet is just a big water bowl, don't you?