Wheres jokes
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?