Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Prime Mates
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you silly human. You see, 'prime mates' sounds like 'primates,' which monkeys are. And Amazon Prime is, like, a thing that lets you get stuff fast, get it? So, they're both 'prime' and they're monkeys, get it? Are you getting it yet?