Wheres Jokes

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?

Family restaurants

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere 💀

My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?

Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.

Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.