Wheres jokes
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."
Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.