My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Emo Kid's Gloves DIY Project", you chucklehead. I can't believe I have to explain this to you, but here goes. The
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dumb-dumb. You think the emo kid bought gloves with red stripes? No way, dweeb! The 'red stripe' are implied to be cuts, which makes the joke both dark and edgy, just like those sad, lil' emos.