What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Jake Paul
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”