Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?" Doctor: "To the morgue." Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor." Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈
You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
