The Misadventures of Sally

  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

    What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

    What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth-brained simpleton. I know that you made up this set of jokes. These jokes use a repeated setup with a character, which is Sally. Sally has no arms, and is dead in various situations, and that's what makes it funny. It's the ridiculous idea of a person with no arms encountering various situations with fatal and absurd results. You probably thought it was peak comedy, didn't you? I can see you smiling to yourself, you idiot.

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  • no she got gloves jk she still hassent open her presents yet!

    Broooo in number 69 (in likes)

    Hedonistic Cobra

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