The Misadventures of Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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Listen here, you smooth-brained simpleton. I know that you made up this set of jokes. These jokes use a repeated setup with a character, which is Sally. Sally has no arms, and is dead in various situations, and that's what makes it funny. It's the ridiculous idea of a person with no arms encountering various situations with fatal and absurd results. You probably thought it was peak comedy, didn't you? I can see you smiling to yourself, you idiot.

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no she got gloves jk she still hassent open her presents yet!

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