Track

Track Jokes

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

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Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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