why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
