You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
