Wheres jokes
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Memes
Meme:
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? πππππππ
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Whatβs the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.