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What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm.