Wheres jokes
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Memes
Meme:
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.