According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
