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I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"