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Orphan

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphanage

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Cat

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Memes

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Suicide

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Lie

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Teeth

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Cow

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Dress

"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"

"Shut up and leave the bedroom."

Dick

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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