So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
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When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
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Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
