How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow