Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
