Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?


Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.

A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS”

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver