Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
