Wheres jokes
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Where's your off button?
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.