GPS jokes
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).