GPS jokes

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

Flat Earthers