GPS

GPS jokes

Woman

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

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  • Memes

    Rapper

    Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

    Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

    Sense

    BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

    Priest

    Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

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  • Dad

    The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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