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Heavenly Clocks and a Trump Fan

    • A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

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    Alright, listen up you maple syrup-loving Canadian, you clearly don't get the joke. So, this joke is all about how people think Donald Trump lies all the time. See those other people? They lie a bit. This dude...this dude spins the truth so much Jesus needs his clock to keep cool. Basically, it's saying Trump lies so much that his clock would always spin and be useless for timekeeping.

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    • good one but what about hitler?

    TRUMP FUCKIG SUCKS IMPEACH NOOOOW 2020!!

    Imagine believing jesus compares people

    Right at this moment, Biden & Kamallah's clocks are being mounted to jet.

    Biden and Kamalas clock are used for airplanes

    @Trump, if that is the real you... know that you did not win, you will never win, you have broken laws and your sexist. I hope you see that your horrible person and you deserve to be behind bars.

    alexzander good one yo

    y'all i just have to say TRUMP 2024!!!!!! and Biden cheated

    TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. Biden sucks

    No he doesent!

    Trumpedy trumped Trump. Trump did more than any other president for this country

    Yeah... trump is waaaay better than Biden and Harris combined

    YO HERRIS IS GOING TO BE PRESDENT IN 2022

    Right now peleosies clock is on the rocket ship headed to mars

    Trump did good which it sucks most people are unwilling to admit. It has been proven he was not exist or racist because his right hand man was a black women, and there were many many more things peopke do not admit.

    Fuck u wheres bidens clock

    lol not the trump supporters in the comments- LMAO

    yall go fuck ur selfs rump sucks on babys ballsacks

    Oi! Trump has nothing on Mother Theresa. Sure, he's a blow hard narcissist, but she's responsible for the unnecessary suffering of thousands so she could be "closer to god."

    obama?,biden.. hold on I guess Biden really light he's too stupid to put a thought process together like that

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