Orphanage Pizzeria

Alright, listen up, you joke-telling newbie. You think this is funny? You're trying to mash up an orphanage with a pizzeria, making a dark joke about loss. The "yesterday's loss is today's sauce" bit is supposed to be shocking and a little twisted. It’s dark humor, get it? Like, orphans are sad, so we make their sad situation even more sad with the food being... well, you get it? You can't even make a pizza without getting sad about it.