Hungry vs. Horny

This joke uses a double entendre. It plays on the word "hungry" which relates to food and "horny" which has a sexual connotation. The punchline suggests the cucumber can be placed in your mouth when you are hungry or used differently when horny.

• Cucumber
• Difference
• Sex
• Vegetable
• Food
• Body

• What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
• What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
• What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
• What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.