Dog With No Legs

The humor comes from the literal and unexpected answer. Instead of some clever place, it's just stating the obvious location which is where it was left.

• Dog
• Place
• Legs
• Animal
• Pet
• Left

• What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
• Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
• If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.