Pizza Hut Abortion Clinic Greeting

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

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The joke plays on absurdity and shock value by combining two unrelated and sensitive topics: a pizza place and an abortion clinic. The bizarre and disturbing punchline, using the phrase "yesterday's loss is today's sauce," is meant to be unsettling and throw the scam caller off their script, making them hang up in confusion or disgust.

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