Kicking a Pregnant Woman in the Womb

The joke plays on the idea of a fetus kicking in the womb, which is normal. It then ridiculously reframes that common event as an intentional, violent act, making the speaker a perpetrator before birth.

• Law
• Girl
• Woman
• Stupid
• Fetus
• Born

• If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
• If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
• I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
• When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...