Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose! You probably think that cats go to fancy restaurants or something, but the joke is that "retail" sounds like "re-tail". Get it? Re-tail like getting a new tail? So, the cat goes to a "re-tail" store. Oh my god, you're so dense!
shawn
lol
Spongebob
What do you call a weather's mother? A thermometer