When jokes
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
When you breathe.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.