When jokes

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

I cried when my dad cut onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.