When jokes

Kid

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Mom

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

Momma

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Memes

Head

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.

Christian nationalist

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Mama

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Trash

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Helen Keller

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.

Hairline

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Priest

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Trash

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Orphan

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Orphan

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.