My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "seasoned". You see, mustard gas and pepper spray are both seasonings. And the dude is a war veteran. Get it? Now go back to drooling on yourself.